How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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