absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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