fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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