Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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