Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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