So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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