the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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