So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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