I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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