this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He better not be in your backpack
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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