at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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