Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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