i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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