There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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