Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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