Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Drunk is not a location!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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