did you get engaged???
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
