i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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