It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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