He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
my poor anus
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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