ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
