oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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