I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Say something about gay babies.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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