porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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