i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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