Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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