No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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