dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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