That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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