Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Randomize
