You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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