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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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