Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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