I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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