Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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