i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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