Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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