Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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