I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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