how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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