i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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