Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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