Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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