She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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