I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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