return my video game
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Where is the hickey?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
