i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Rumble strips road head = magical
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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