I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
this boner is exhausting
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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