i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize