if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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