i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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