you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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