More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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