please come you make the beer taste better
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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