I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
